The Truth About Weather

It's not your mother's tornado.

So we’ve had some bad weather here in Virginia . . . as have many people around the country this spring. To some, it probably seems as if the prophecy about the world ending in 2012 is coming true. The world has seen earthquakes, tsunamis, nuclear fallout, . . . → Read More: The Truth About Weather

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The Moving of the Corpse

Well, well, well, dear reader. It has been a long two weeks since I last spoke to you about the diabolical plan to murder my husband and have my friends help me dispose of the body. At that time I promised I’d let you know how it went.

I have good news and . . . → Read More: The Moving of the Corpse

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You Put the Me in Meander

When you have sisters, they like to drag you into the middle of everything . . . especially arguments. “Disagreements” is what my grandmother used to call them. When she showed up to our house for a visit and Grandpa was looking especially terse, she would say, “Grandpa and I had a disagreement . . . → Read More: You Put the Me in Meander

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You’ve Got a Friend . . .

When Cate and I were younger–much, much younger than we are now–way back before Andy could even talk–we used to play together. We’d run around the house and call out to each other. I don’t remember exactly what we were doing, only that we didn’t use one another’s names. Even as young as . . . → Read More: You’ve Got a Friend . . .

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Flushed Away

Here’s what I want to know: Why is it that the toys kids seem to like best are the ones that don’t really cost anything? A cardboard wrapping paper tube, a box, bubble wrap, a Happy Meal prize–these were my kids’ favorite toys growing up. These were the toys they carried around, cherished, . . . → Read More: Flushed Away

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Of Sound Mind

Last week I spritzed the plant by the back window. Due to overzealous neglect on my part, it had all but withered and died. I’d had my eyes on other plants at Lowe’s.

I’m thinking they must wax the plants there or something because they always look so healthy. The sorry thing in . . . → Read More: Of Sound Mind

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Thanks to Thor at Age 3

Thor has always been the easiest going of our brood. As a baby, he had to really get worked up before he would cry. Long car trips didn’t bother him. When turning corners, he’d lean over in his car seat and say “wheeeee.”

When, if seated in his high chair, he’d accidentally drop . . . → Read More: Thanks to Thor at Age 3

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Carribean Italian Spa Vacation. My Gift To You. You Are Welcome.

Morning Darlings. JB here.

You know, there comes a time when a middle class woman with children–for the sake of simplicity let’s call her a “mom”–wants to take a vacation. And I would say it goes even farther than that. She NEEDS to take a vacation.

But with the financial world being what . . . → Read More: Carribean Italian Spa Vacation. My Gift To You. You Are Welcome.

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Whatever Happened To Banana Man?

Three years ago I wrote to tell the world about Banana Man, a sort of local legend here in Gloucester. For those of you unfamiliar with him, here’s what you need to know:

He works in produce under a cloud of vegetable matter, avoiding shopping carts filled with all the things you can . . . → Read More: Whatever Happened To Banana Man?

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Less Than Six Months, People

Just a reminder it's less than six months until the next school year. Here's a little pic of my crew on last year's school shopping expedition.

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